ULTRA GRINGO: THE BOOK THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO READ.

(But who is ‘they’? Capitalism? The algorithm? The voices in my head?)

A literary comedy? A political satire? A fever dream written at 3AM fueled by existential dread and gas station coffee?
Yes.

Ultra Gringo is the book that asks: What if a decent loser ran for president instead of a smart but evil bastard? What if capitalism could be dragged for filth in a way that makes you laugh instead of cry? What if you could pick up a book and accidentally change your entire worldview while also having a damn good time?

ULTRA GRINGO: THE BOOK THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO READ.

WHAT IS ULTRA GRINGO ABOUT?

WHEN CAN YOU GET IT?

  • A book that feels like it should have been banned in the ‘90s.

  • For fans of: Douglas Adams, Pratchett, bad decisions, and good satire.

  • Not for fans of: Billionaires, bootlickers, and people who think satire needs to be subtle.

Felix, Teo, and Carissa are a disaster trio navigating the absurdity of late-stage capitalism, corrupt politicians, and unhinged media narratives.

WHAT IS ULTRA GRINGO ABOUT?

WHEN CAN YOU GET IT?

Good question. The book is being written at the speed of a raccoon on Monster Energy, but expect July 15, 2025 (or sooner, if I get my life together).

This book is like a conspiracy theory if the conspiracy was just ‘capitalism sucks’ and you already knew it was true.

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